1 Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c। Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2 Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself"।

3 What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends।

4 A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis। He said, my strength is my wife। My weakness is my neighbours wife। Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out।Threat comes when I myself go out

5 Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

PRE-SCHOOL TEST

Pre-school children were asked the following question: "In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"

Look carefully at the picture.

Do you know the answer?

The only possible answers are "left" or "right."

Think about it

Still don't know?

Okay, I'll tell you.

The pre-schoolers all answered "right"

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the right direction?"

they answered: "Because you can't see the door."

Feel pretty stupid now, don't you? Me too.

Sardar

Appliance Store Sale...

Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found abargain.I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told thesalesman.‘Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs,’ he replied

.He hurried home removed his turban and changed hishair style, and returned to tell the salesman‘I would like to buy this TV.’‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ Salesman replied.‘Damn, he recognized me,’ he thought.

he went for acomplete disguise this time,haircut and new haircolor, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a fewdays before he again approached the salesman.‘I would like to buy this TV.’‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed ‘How do you know I’m aSardar?

’‘Because that’s a microwave,’ he replied.