Sardaji Jokes

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Frnd: Y?

Srdr: Got upper berth.

 

Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?

 

Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

 

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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

 

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?

 

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

 

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

 

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

 

Sardar:    The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch

regularly. A man asks why he does this.   Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch

manager."

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 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

 

After much thought he wrote :    Yes!

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

 

U knw  Why?

 

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.  Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what  take an umbrella and go.

 

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

 

What will come first, Chicken or egg?  

 

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

 

 

 

 

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Sardar wins 20 cr from  Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.    

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

 

 

 

 

 

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Postman:-   I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

 

Sardar:-       why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

 

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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........Sardar

said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

 

  

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U

divide, U"VE 3 children?  Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

 

 

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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his

sleep not screamin like  all d passengers in d car he was driving..

 

  

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what

you     call modern art ?

 

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

 

  

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

 

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

 

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

 

 

 

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars

have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

 

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the

morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

 

 

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

 

Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

 

Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

 

It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

 

Samiyappan Prabakar ,Mobile : +971 50 9042741

 

 

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