A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!""
What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.""
This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman."
What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?""
My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!""
What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.""
That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?""
I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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