1 Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c। Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2 Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself"।

3 What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends।

4 A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis। He said, my strength is my wife। My weakness is my neighbours wife। Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out।Threat comes when I myself go out

5 Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"