Sardar

Appliance Store Sale...

Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found abargain.I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told thesalesman.‘Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs,’ he replied

.He hurried home removed his turban and changed hishair style, and returned to tell the salesman‘I would like to buy this TV.’‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ Salesman replied.‘Damn, he recognized me,’ he thought.

he went for acomplete disguise this time,haircut and new haircolor, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a fewdays before he again approached the salesman.‘I would like to buy this TV.’‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed ‘How do you know I’m aSardar?

’‘Because that’s a microwave,’ he replied.